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willow
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Post subject: Blonde's Dictionary  Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:11 am |
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I had to share this one. I haven't heard it before and thought it was funny.
A BLONDE'S DICTIONARY OF MEDICAL TERMS
Anti-Body: against everyone
Artery: study of paintings
Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria
Barium: what to do when treatment fails
Bowel: letters lik A E I O or U
Caesarean Section: a district in Rome
Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing
Cat Scan: searching for ones lost kitty
Cauterize: made eye contact with her
Colic: sheep dog
Coma: punctuation mark
Congenital: friendly
D & C: where Washington is
Dilate: to live long
Enema: not a friend
Fester: quicker
Genes: blue denim slacks
Genital: non-Jewish
Hangnail: coat hook
Hemorrhoid: a male >From outer space
Herpes: what women do in the Ladies Room
Hormones: what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
Impotent: distinguished, well known
Inpatient: tired of waiting
Labor Pain: hurt at work
Medical Staff: a doctor's cane
Minor Operation: coal digging
Morbid: a higher bid
Nitrate: cheaper than the Day Rate
Node: was aware of Organic organ repairman
Outpatient: a person who has fainted
Paralyze: Two far-fetched stories
Paramedics: Twin medicos
Pharmacist: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Post-Operative: letter carrier
Protein: In favor of young people
Recovery Room: place to upholster furniture
Rectum: what happened to the Corvette
Rheumatic: amorous
Saline: where you go on your boyfriend's boat
Secretion: hiding something
Tablet: a small table
Terminal Illness: getting sick at the airport
Tibia: country in North Africa
Tumor: an extra pair
Urine: opposite of You're Out
Varicose: nearby
Vein: conceited
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kumai
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:54 am |
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These are great! I'm sending this to a few of my friends. Terminal Illness has to be one of my favorites. I wonder who came up these. I neer would have thought of it. 
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JuanLopez
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Post subject: crazy blonde Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:14 pm |
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redjack
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:52 pm |
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What great plays on words! Too funny? I've seen some with medical terms and Bible terms too that are as funny! SOme people have too much time on their hands!
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briscoe.reich
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Post subject: Re: Blonde's Dictionary Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:00 am |
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Artery: study of paintings but but isn't that what it supposed to mean? 
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slotnut
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Post subject: Re: Blonde's Dictionary Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:24 am |
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ahahahahahahhahahahaha
Too Funny and i am blonde!! lolll
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bbonline
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Post subject: Re: Blonde's Dictionary Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:04 am |
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"Protein: In favor of young people"
How young that people supposed to be? haha! I think something playing on my mind right now. lol
I like those funny list you get there.
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petermossler
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Post subject: Re: Blonde's Dictionary Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:10 pm |
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willow wrote: I had to share this one. I haven't heard it before and thought it was funny.
A BLONDE'S DICTIONARY OF MEDICAL TERMS
Anti-Body: against everyone
Artery: study of paintings
Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria
Barium: what to do when treatment fails
Bowel: letters lik A E I O or U
Caesarean Section: a district in Rome
Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing
Cat Scan: searching for ones lost kitty
Cauterize: made eye contact with her
Colic: sheep dog
Coma: punctuation mark
Congenital: friendly
D & C: where Washington is
Dilate: to live long
Enema: not a friend
Fester: quicker
Genes: blue denim slacks
Genital: non-Jewish
Hangnail: coat hook
Hemorrhoid: a male >From outer space
Herpes: what women do in the Ladies Room
Hormones: what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
Impotent: distinguished, well known
Inpatient: tired of waiting
Labor Pain: hurt at work
Medical Staff: a doctor's cane
Minor Operation: coal digging
Morbid: a higher bid
Nitrate: cheaper than the Day Rate
Node: was aware of Organic organ repairman
Outpatient: a person who has fainted
Paralyze: Two far-fetched stories
Paramedics: Twin medicos
Pharmacist: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Post-Operative: letter carrier
Protein: In favor of young people
Recovery Room: place to upholster furniture
Rectum: what happened to the Corvette
Rheumatic: amorous
Saline: where you go on your boyfriend's boat
Secretion: hiding something
Tablet: a small table
Terminal Illness: getting sick at the airport
Tibia: country in North Africa
Tumor: an extra pair
Urine: opposite of You're Out
Varicose: nearby
Vein: conceited
cool dictionary. might as well give it to my blonde friend. lol
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Post subject: Re: Blonde's Dictionary Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:04 pm |
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