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Honey, I'm Home!
Two men discuss their late night Baccarat gambling habit:

1st Man: "The one thing I hate about all this is when I go home. I try to be as quiet as possible. I turn off the headlights, turn off the engine and coast into the driveway. Then I ease open the front door, take off my shoes and sneak upstairs as quietly as I can. But my wife always wakes up and we end up having a fight."

2nd Man: "Nah, you've got it all wrong! I drive into the driveway, honk the horn a few times, get out of the car, slam the door, jump into the house and bang the door. Then I yell 'Honey, I'm home!' I run upstairs, slap her on the ass and say, 'How about a little love, woman?' You know, she never even moves!"

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